"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????
I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.
Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen
the realest life advice you will ever get
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague